Random Thoughts

This is a collection of thoughts I have had that did not warrent a full article.

  • What exactly was The Professor a professor of on Gilligan's Island? He spoke native dialects and could build a car out of coconuts. Most of my professors could not change a tire.
  • Why do people turn their turn signal on as they are making the turn. At that point, I have pretty much figured it out. It is like the "Check Engine" light coming on in your car five minutes after the engine catches fire.
  • I bought a 14 oz. container of chocolate-covered expresso beans from Trader Joe's. Where is the warning label on that?
  • Why is it harder to get rid of an old Christmas tree then it is to get rid of motor oil in Easthampton?
  • When did architect become a verb (e.g. I architected that site)?


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